"Sorry for your fender,"

...and other moose-death stories.
braiker:

well played
flavorpill:

Yes.



LOL

braiker:

well played

flavorpill:

Yes.

LOL

(via npr)

take1xtie1xday:

yaaaay

Sad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was: The Notebook: Baby Edition.

take1xtie1xday:

yaaaay

Sad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was: The Notebook: Baby Edition.

(Source: happinessisthesongshesings)

I’m pretty sure I have every single last one of these covered.

I’m pretty sure I have every single last one of these covered.

(via take1xtie1xday)

A boy sows a wild oat or two, the whole world winks. A girl does the same - scandal.

(Source: asphodelus, via take1xtie1xday)

Past life.

Past life.

Top middle.Best.

Top middle.
Best.

(Source: nightlockinpanem, via take1xtie1xday)

take1xtie1xday:

headless horseman finally finds love

take1xtie1xday:

headless horseman finally finds love

(Source: hazor)

nickholmes:

“But he said there was candy.”
“Trust me on this one.” 

nickholmes:

“But he said there was candy.”

“Trust me on this one.” 

(via take1xtie1xday)